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The rules of engagement

These are some of the rules I have learned to follow when it comes to adultery:

  1. Married men have the same to lose, so they tend to make better long-term lovers.
  2. Sensual stimulation is important, so dress and smell the part.  A lover should represent the things they don’t get at home.
  3. Never ask for anything. Pressure puts strain on an affair.
  4. It is helpful to have separate ‘activities’ to your spouse, such as evening classes, friends, work. It will help with your cover stories.
  5. Get good at compartmentalising. See your affairs as completely separate to your marriage.
  6. Don’t feel guilty. If you do, then you’re not cut out for it.
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